Maobama has assumed the position. The position, of course, is that of Supreme Omnipotent Beloved Leader (SOB Leader).You will now be required to offer your veins for the injection of approved government chemicals. You will be in complete agreement.
You will also celebrate the emergency passing of health care reform.
The SOB Leader says that several people in the USA have had coughs and sniffles and that is an unacceptable result of the failed policies of President Bush.
I had to clean up the mess left by the Bush administration. We cannot allow the American people, and me, to fall ill from the Bush Flu viruses. There are no plans to take over the auto companies, I mean, the health care industry.
For everyone's safety, the my Military forces will patrol the streets of my nation. In an effort to keep the flow of information to the people of my nation, the media will be subsidized by my treasury.
Late breaking news with Dobermann, Madcow, Tingles, and Her Perkiness:
SOB leader has wisely decided to protect the people of his nation.
(How come there are no blacks in the adoration glee club? No, Smiley wiley Tavis Smiley, doesn't count.)
To all you morons who voted for the Joker: What are you going to tell your grandchildren?
Stand up. Sit down. Roll over. You just became someone's dog.
