Khameini prepares for the End of the World!

The Ayatollah Khameini, the Pope of Islam, the Hand up the Tuchas of the Mad Dwarf, and Head Goat Beard of Iran, is preparing for Armageddon. Besides hoarding fat goats and nubile boys, in Iran preparing for the end of the world means executing your political opposition.

People holding views contrary are brought before Caligula Khameini who gives thumbs up or down on individual cases. No long back-log of cases clogging the justice system in Iran! Several journalists have been arrested and even religious authorities whose views are not aligned with Khameini's have been arrested and imprisoned.

Khameini believes, the Madhi, the Islamic equivalent of the Second Coming, is here on Earth and close to revealing himself. Amadmanonajihad actually believes he is the Mahdi!  The military has trained a select force, the Soldiers of the Mahdi, to protect Khameini and the regime against uprisings. The people have been prepared for the Second Coming by constant newspaper articles and even a special movie, The Coming Is Upon Us, which claims that Khameini is a key figure who brings about the conditions for the Mahdi to appear!

The Head Goatbeard is placing Iran's civilians on a war footing and has also ordered the military to prepare for war with the USA.

Wow. Religious nutbars who are close to having nukes! Irrationality and radiation. A bad combo!

It is Almost Midnight in the West. Really.