America only has three blue men, the MDC boasted. Iran has hundreds, soon to be millions, of green glowing men. And women, too! We are more green than Al Gore!
Iran is ready for talks within the framework of equality and justice, MDC repeated on Saturday between bananas but added Iran will never enter talks if enemies behave arrogantly.
Arrogance by the shipload is reserved for Muslim Chimpanzoids only!
Obama is yet to respond to the MDC's announcement. Al Gore disputed the claim that the MDC was more green but did concede that because the MDC actually ate his banana peels, Iran was taking a huge step towards sustainability, Al said from his Tennessee mansion which covers two area codes.
Celebrations of the kidnapping of 52 Americans by Iranian students on 4 November 1979, have started nine months early since Iran has had nothing much else to celebrate during the last 33 years. What is it that Islamic regimes have no accomplishments only excuses? Rhetorical question! Answer: they ape the words and deeds of a criminal psychopath!
Just to show I am not racist, I will relate news about the Maldives! Devout Muslims seized power in a coup on Tuesday and on Sunday, devout followers of Mohamed destroyed 800 year-old statutes of Buddha. Total absolute destruction! Different race, same doctrine. Call me a doctrinist, I suppose!
Iran will have nothing to announce. I suspect it's another attempt to buy time. Surely, the Israelis won't be delayed or confused about their need to wipe out the nuke program of the Mad Dwarf Chimpanzoid and his Goatbeard puppeteers.
It is Almost Midnight in the West. Why haven't you joined the Crusade to eradicate Islam, first from the West and then from the rest of the Earth?
Entertainment tonight: Blue Man Group.
*Pronounced shim pan zoid after the manner of Marlin Perkins on Mutual of Ohama's Wild Kingdom TV show.
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